Are you kidding?

Be careful of what you say on MSN, it can be used against you one way or another. Below is a conversation with a particular someone, which Grace and Yuanheng can testify is true since they so happened to be in my room discussing stuff when this conversation popped up...Note the part bolded and italized in red, which led me to suspect the alcoholic content in his blood surpassed that of normality.


&dru says:
hey, Lancelot! King Arthur here! u wanna come see my castle??
@BEL says:
JI FUNNY
@BEL says:
did you drink?
&dru says:
Guinevire is q pretty also!
&dru says:
her beauty is surpassed only by my chivalry and mystery and chivalry
&dru says:
hahah
&dru says:
sorry, was overcome by something. i think merlin is trying to tell me something
&dru says:
his spells are q powerful
@BEL says:
are you really andrew?
&dru says:
hey man~ u think merlin can contact SY? i think SY wun even understand what Merlin is saying!!!
&dru says:
his olden english q chim one
@BEL says:
haha
&dru says:
what say u? esteemsed knight of the container T dinner table?
@BEL says:
did you drink anything?
&dru says:
only what they told me to. 3 big glasses of red ones and 3 yellow ones
&dru says:
we can loot and plunder in the name of heroism. and u can even feel my big strong excailibur!
&dru says:
it's damn long and hard
&dru says:
lancelot! what happened to u?? what happened to our good old days together??
&dru says:
when we rode the plains and sailed the seven seas?
@BEL says:
I'm taking a rest...
&dru says:
ahh~ is the old arthiritis coming on alr
&dru says:
rheumatisism mayb?
&dru says:
okok. enough
&dru says:
i'm loony man
@BEL says:
indeed
&dru says:
as u can see, i'm q gian abt tour 2. dun supp u are?
@BEL says:
i think you're not in a good state to talk abt tours now...maybe you should get some rest aye?
&dru says:
ale?? did u say ale???
&dru says:
where's my ale???
&dru says:
i want more ale here!
&dru says:
I AM NOT DRUNK!
&dru says:
hey, i'm only kidding man


Do you expect me to believe you're kidding after all this?

*rubs chin*

Hmmm.