The Dim Sum Dollies 2007

The History of Singapore (according to the) Dim Sum Dollies was a good watch, and a certain way to bring up my otherwise shattered mood, ego and spirit after an earlier interview in the afternoon. The Japanese Azubo ice cream was also a bonus comfort food to soothe the nerves. Back to the show proper, I must admit the first half was unimpressive, despite several attempts to mock our history and country “born out of snort”. Hossan Leong’s appearances at various scenes served not only as space fillers for the Dim Sum Dollies to undergo a costume change, he too provided as much on-stage humour and charisma (with the additional leggy feature he could take pride of) that the audience fully appreciated.

For those who had never seen the Dollies in this show of epic-proportions, GO. In any case, you’ll understand a bit more of what Singapore has to offer, like the benefits of FREE-TRADE, NO TAXES, and the soon-to-be-built Integrated Resorts. You will be reminded to remember how pirates still lurk in the Straits of Malacca, when Captain Jack Shallow appears on set, uttering the very words, “Welcome to Singa-PURA”. What made it all hilarious was when the Captain announces to his crew about a pay increase for his vice-captains with no cause for concern for the fellowmen as it “doesn’t concern them”. After all, Captain Jack Shallow claims they need to match the top earners in the “pirate sector” (read: private sector).

The second half drew greater laughs and attention to a delicious-ly interpretive song about a popular leader we owe Singapore to. The Dollies play 3 young and geeky-looking schoolgirls who all secretly love the capable gentleman, before they break into a song of adjectives ending with “-ly”, emphasising greatness and charisma. Coincidentally, that happened to be my favourite song with almost every line ending with my last name.

There’s so much more to the 2.5 hour show that I wouldn’t give it due justice if I reveal everything here, but do keep your ears peeled for subtle nuances and political satires. Thankfully, I had bought my 3rd row seats 3 months ago in April when the tickets were first released, and even more thankful my date for the night didn’t cancel on me. Seating right in front gave us the chance to see e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g on stage, and every facial expression that was accentuated with each line they spoke/sang.

It was also by chance (I think) that Vin/San bought tickets for the preview show on that same evening at Circle 1, along with XY, Gal, Pris, Hetz and Chua. It wasn’t any chance, however, when we “surprised” Gal with a simple birthday cake and present, which he seemed nonchalant and unsurprised about. We had good drinks at Harry’s, considering the company we were with having not seen each other in months.